[Ugh, another case of mistaken identity. She doesn't look up right away.]
I'm not wearing the hat because I like it. I only took it because I didn't have anything else to wear. [Wait, she probably should have started with saying that she's not Shirley rather than with blatant lies.]
[Action]
I'm not wearing the hat because I like it. I only took it because I didn't have anything else to wear. [Wait, she probably should have started with saying that she's not Shirley rather than with blatant lies.]